The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
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The Fort Worth Star-Telegram
Newspaper ArticleIn early November of 1996, this Texas newspaper wrote an article about
Relativity and our web sites, as well as our mailing list! We're famous!
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The
Relativity Top *TWENTY*!For those of you who don't watch enough 50s
movies, a "rumble" is a gang fight. Also, half of this list won't
make sense unless you are an avid fan of My So-Called Life, but maybe the
other half will!
Also, you have to know that Kim-not-Don Harington is a now-unsubbed heroine
of the still-existent My So-Called Life mailing list. She is now on the
Relativity mailing list, which I can tell you is good news.
LIVE! From the home office in San Francisco, California, here are tonight's top 20! The category tonight!
Top 20 Reasons Why the My So-Called Life Cast Would Kick the Relativity Cast's Ass in a Rumble.
20. Little Danielle could come in really handy as a battering ram
19. Isabel would be paralyzed with indecision on whether to punch with
the left or the right
18. Brian is younger than Jake, and therefore has more stamina.
17. Los Angeles smog-choked lungs no match for clean and healthy Pennsylvania
lungs
16. Angela has the uncanny ability to stab, repeatedly.
15. Way too easy to grab Leo by his wild, rakish, soo-cool hair and swing
him around like a rag doll.
14. Everyone thinks Ricky has a gun
13. Way too easy to pull Leo's bandanna down in front of his eyes while
you beat the daylights out of him
12. Relativity cast distracted by all those damned voice-overs
11. Vic Racine does his famous and very disconcerting spitting-toothpick-down-his-opponent's-throat
trick
10. Everett wimpily tries to avoid the fight by just asking the MSCL cast
to, "please leave".
9. Graham? Heavy-frying-pan-lid Frisbee champion
8. Angela compliments the Relativity cast's parents, which is just like
a stun gun to their brains
7. Hallie didn't survive as a Jewish girl in Texas for nothin'
6. You think Stefan Dieter just up and died of *natural* causes?
5. Sometimes people are so amazingly fast that it, like, hurts when you
don't see their fist coming.
4. The Chase's cat turns out to be a small leopard.
3. That "Red" color on Jordan's car? It ain't just paint, anymore.
2. Surprise appearance by martial arts giant Kim-not-Don Harington
And the number one reason why the MSCL cast would kick the Relativity cast's
ass in a rumble!
1. Roommate Doug's indian name? Hypnotized-by-kick-to-the-groin.
Check
out a review of the premiere episode!Bazilisk and Andi, two of our brave and intrepid listees, were able
to watch a preview of the episode, and wrote a great review of it. There
aren't really any spoilers, Baz and Andi wouldn't do that to us! They made
sure to keep it generic, so check
it out!